i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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