Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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