this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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