thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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