i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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