And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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