I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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