THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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