Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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