yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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