Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My life is pants optional.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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