Pants 0. Shit 1.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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