dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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