no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
vagina is talking i cant
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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