Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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