Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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