one two three fourrrrnication!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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