i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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