I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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