Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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