when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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