Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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