i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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