the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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