Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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