When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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