its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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