Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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