Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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