The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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