You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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