My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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