Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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