I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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