This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Randomize