I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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