Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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