Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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