wrigley field is MILF paradise
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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