p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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