In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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