So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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