You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did angry sex become our thing?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize