in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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