Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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