Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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