I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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