Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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