no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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