you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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